Post Your Haikus

Post Your Haikus

Postby Ricky Bobby » Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:56 pm

I'll start. They can be fun, profound, or just plain silly.

Dear Sean Hannity
Eric calls you Ass Chasm
He's not very nice.

Funny man Glen Beck
Spins liberals up like tops
They can't face the facts!

Eldric Tiger Woods
Fourteen of eighteen holes (p)layed
Sham WOW! Divorce Court!

Mister Olbertool
Blames all the world's ills on Booooosh
What a frakkin putz!

Great One: Mark Levin
Clubs all libs like baby seals
I can smell their fear.

Joseph Lieberman
Senator who knows his stuff!
He will kill "DeathCare"

The Ricky Bobby
Pwns the board at Bee Tee Eff
Standby for bitch slap!!
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby Ricky Bobby » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:17 pm

Health Care Reform. How?!
Why.... H. R. three, four, oh, oh
Republicans Rule!!
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby the roser » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:19 am

This just made my least expected thread topic by Ricky Bobby for 2009. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby the roser » Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:24 am

Each word Limbaugh says
rikky bobby beleives true
and repeats on cue

Girl 4 Bush relies
on fox news to fill her thoughts
otherwise, blank slate
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby the roser » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:09 pm

What? Nobody else playing? :lol:

Limbaugh blows hot air
sells hate and fear to the scared
laughs at ditto sheep

Nailin' Palin with
tomatoes fresh from aisle six
fruit won't stop the lies
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby GT » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:19 pm

palin --> NO.
limbaugh --> NO.
hey hey ho ho
this penis party's got ta go
Darths are pansies.

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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby Sallow » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:03 pm

Nailin Palin.
Conservative's rue.
I have me a helping.
Of conservative stew.
It's really just that simple.
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby Ricky Bobby » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:34 am

Let's keep the form folks............ 5-7-5.

Roser... not bad my friend. You have an active imagination.

Great Christmas reading?
Liberty and Tyranny!!
Truth.....shall set you free!


The best gift this year?
The Freedom Concert Gift Box
Many thanks to Sean!

How does freedom die?
To lib thunderous applause
Early Christmas Eve :crying1:

The Dallas Cowboys
SuperBowl victors assured
You heard it here first.
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby Ricky Bobby » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:29 pm

Ben Nelson to Reid:
"What's in it for me, you bitch?"
As Nebraska weeps

Next up: Cap & Tax?
Not bloody likely this year,
The Mods have spoken.

Is Romo the best
Quarterback there ever was?
Definitely so.

New Windows Seven
I see a blue screen of death
This thing frakkin' sucks
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Re: Post Your Haikus

Postby warispeace » Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:33 pm

Contempt of our host
Point out misleading statements?
Permaban for you!
"I am a liberal, kool-aid drinking, mindless, O-bot drooling Asshat!"
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