Mittens Needs Writers

Apparently Mitt Romney is writing for NRO now (oh joy!), and he conveniently reminds me that he really sucks at canned lines:

Barack Obama is still hanging on to the campaign trail. He said that the last thing he thinks about when he goes to sleep at night is keeping America safe. That’s a big difference with Vice President Cheney—when it came to protecting Americans, he never went to sleep.

You know another difference between Barack Obama and Dick Cheney? Cheney was never President. You caught the “vice” part of Vice-President right Mitt?

It is interesting to note, however, that it seems the right has dropped any pretense that George W. Bush was running the show.